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Personal Trainer Human Assholes Vinyl LP Peachy Splatter Colour Due Out 04/09/26

Personal Trainer Human Assholes Vinyl LP Peachy Splatter Colour Due Out 04/09/26

Personal Trainer - Human Assholes

Please note this is a pre-order item due for release 4th September, 2026

Peachy Splatter Colour

Tracklist:

  1. Marvin's Curtain Up
  2. Scrambled Egg
  3. Punch DrunkLove
  4. Bone
  5. Moping
  6. Places!
  7. The Burrows
  8. Barely Guillaume
  9. Hole
  10. HumanAssholes
  11. Rim Shot
  12. Event Horizon
  13. Tempo
  14. Tyres Skid
  15. Object Permanence
  16. Letter From The Scentless Realm

An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaoticenergy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balancesplayful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant asthe quote unquote frontman of a band.Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Caspervan der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy--writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer,more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like "Tyres Skid," "Scrambled Egg," and"Punch Drunk Love."Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. ForSmit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborativeprocess and a personal refuge.

$13.63

Original: $38.93

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Personal Trainer Human Assholes Vinyl LP Peachy Splatter Colour Due Out 04/09/26

$38.93

$13.63

Personal Trainer Human Assholes Vinyl LP Peachy Splatter Colour Due Out 04/09/26

Personal Trainer - Human Assholes

Please note this is a pre-order item due for release 4th September, 2026

Peachy Splatter Colour

Tracklist:

  1. Marvin's Curtain Up
  2. Scrambled Egg
  3. Punch DrunkLove
  4. Bone
  5. Moping
  6. Places!
  7. The Burrows
  8. Barely Guillaume
  9. Hole
  10. HumanAssholes
  11. Rim Shot
  12. Event Horizon
  13. Tempo
  14. Tyres Skid
  15. Object Permanence
  16. Letter From The Scentless Realm

An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaoticenergy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balancesplayful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant asthe quote unquote frontman of a band.Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Caspervan der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy--writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer,more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like "Tyres Skid," "Scrambled Egg," and"Punch Drunk Love."Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. ForSmit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborativeprocess and a personal refuge.

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Personal Trainer - Human Assholes

Please note this is a pre-order item due for release 4th September, 2026

Peachy Splatter Colour

Tracklist:

  1. Marvin's Curtain Up
  2. Scrambled Egg
  3. Punch DrunkLove
  4. Bone
  5. Moping
  6. Places!
  7. The Burrows
  8. Barely Guillaume
  9. Hole
  10. HumanAssholes
  11. Rim Shot
  12. Event Horizon
  13. Tempo
  14. Tyres Skid
  15. Object Permanence
  16. Letter From The Scentless Realm

An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaoticenergy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balancesplayful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant asthe quote unquote frontman of a band.Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Caspervan der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy--writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer,more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like "Tyres Skid," "Scrambled Egg," and"Punch Drunk Love."Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. ForSmit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborativeprocess and a personal refuge.

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